Haikus

Of all the things to find on my work computer, these were the last things I expected to find. I thought these were lost to the ages, but alias, here there are.

How I hate haikus.
They are like totally lame.
Death to all haikus.

Haikus are such noob.
Any noob and his mother
Could make a haiku.

Yip yip! I saw it!
Did you see it? There it is!
That is one big rat!

Did you see me pwn?
I'm all about the headshot.
Boom! Headshot! Boom! pwnd.

"Lawl" said teh_h4x0r.
"Ima pwn j00 wif meh h4x.
Lawl Roffle Roffle!!!!11!1!!!11!11!!!"

Here is a new one:
I made it for D&D,
but I botched my roll :(

Now I will take 10.
Because I don't want to botch
Another haiku.

Unfortunately,
That still isn't high enough.
I declare bull shit.